The Contraption

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.



contrapt
To create something in a haphazard and improvisational manner.
Example:
"Its not like I can just go into my workshop and contrapt you a personal robot assistant overnight--these things take several months of delicate work."


contraption adaption
1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
Example:
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."

2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."

3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"


penile contraption
a penis to be exact.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.
Example:
that 30 year old man just showed me his disgusting half black penile contraption.


Colin Contraption
In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.
Example:
Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."


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