rule number one

No fat chicks.



Rule Number One
In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.

Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Example:
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.

or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:

Jason: You broke rule number one!


Rule Number One
To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
Example:
Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.


Rule Number One
Don't post useless definitions on UD. Namely you, chris.
Example:
omfg i gotz teh bestest ideea evar! i iz gona postt thaat im coolz undur teh definition "Rule Number One"! geenius!


Rule number one
This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.
Example:
"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."


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