Self Inflicted Insomnia
by iproxii on Jun 25, 2011 02:53:22
Also know as
SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they
stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.
A person with SII doesn't
necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.
Example:
Person 1: I never see you
log off, do you ever
sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.
Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus
my cat is making cute faces at me.
self-inflicted cumshot
by devouthorse on Nov 24, 2008 17:04:21
Example:
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when
all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.)
tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up
nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
self inflicted cumshot
by jamaicanpearl on Dec 24, 2011 06:07:49
Example:
'' i was
fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that
it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot.
Nasty shit dude. ''
Self Inflicted Wound
by ejkruzr on Jan 16, 2012 02:41:38
The act of creating
injury to oneself, whether it be physical, emotional, personal
loss, mental
anguish, etc.
self-inflicted bukkake
by Eat_My_Sammich on Jun 17, 2011 10:14:26
When a man expels an epic amount of ejaculate onto his
own face, simulating
bukkake porn, in which several men
take turns ejaculating onto a man or woman, usually their face.
Example:
Jason: Oww, man! I just came all over my face and into my eye! Look at it, it's all in there! And it won't come out, either...I'm
shedding manly tears of pain right now.
Sam: Damn,
that's a lot of cum! It's everywhere! Looks like a self-inflicted bukkake, bro.
self inflicted theft
by ribick on Jun 29, 2020 05:42:12
Example:
There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors
unlocked, valuables and
key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.
self-inflicted Giuliani wound
by Dr Bunnygirl on Nov 14, 2019 12:23:06
Example:
When the
Mobster in Chief first
engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have
figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.
self-inflicted tax cuts
by beer thirty on Feb 06, 2009 06:40:03
what high-powered, wealthy douchebags
entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as
the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "
goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.
Example:
Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now
I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm
secretary of the Treasury.
Pay up bitch.