Severance Package
When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.
Example:
Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too
Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too