linemen

the people who make the game run. everyone needs them. linebackers need them to make holes. good luck getting in without em. quarterbacks need em to be protected. good luck LIVING through a play without em



linemen
The only players that really impact the game while the "skilled" pussies get all the credit and have all the fun.
Example:
If the offensive linemen open holes, paraplegics can wheel through them. If the defensive linemen shut holes down, quadraplegic can make tackles.


Only exception are defensive backs which I have respect for.


Linemen
The strongest, biggest, and most powerful players in American Football. Though defensive and offensive linemen obviously don't get as much credit and glory as they deserve, they have more heart and determination then anyone else on the field. They are also probably the most lovable players out there because we are just so damn sexy like that. But seriously we do the dirty work so the guys behind us don't have to, so linemen deserve the most respect out of everyone. If you disagree with any of this, I dare you to tell your linemen how you feel, and you'll see how much you'll miss them when you're getting your ass kicked on every play.
Example:
1 Quarterback: Man Im glad I got these linemen on my side or Id be getting my ass kicked play after play.

2 Linebacker:
Wow I got 20 tackles so far. Good thing those linemen are plugging up those holes, or I wouldn't have any.


Linemen
The most important part of a football team. Take the best Back field in the NFL, without a line, they can’t do anything. Linemen usually do all the work, yet get none of the credit. Can be found hanging out near a buffet
Example:
A team is only as good as it’s linemen


The D-Linemen
When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary
Example:
“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks

Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”


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