Long Donging
Example:
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion
Or
Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan, in the carnal fashion
Or
Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
Long Donging
To royally and thoroughly deep dick ones sexual partner. Requires a long dong shaft (hence the name) and a swift and forceful pelvic thrust
Example:
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino
Or
Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
Shannon wiled away her evenings long donging Ryan into next century, all the while sipping her vino
Or
Kieron long donged Aaron’s mum, smashing ones back doors in
Long Dong
Example:
Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.
Mrs. and Mr. Buff got it on in the backseat of a volkswagon. She got "maxed out" by Mr. Buff so they named the kid Max. SEeing as he was born with a 45 inch penis, the Dr. had it mistaken for the ambilical cord and had it cut off...luckily, only 5 inches was taken from the genitalia. They gave him the middle name of LaDon which is french for LongDong.
slongin on the long dong
Old school word meaning to give..spitty,
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
sloppy,slobbering, gurgly head!The best!....sucklng cock..licking dick noisily!...Good sloppy ,spitty blow job!
Pure ecstasy..
Example:
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
I'm goin to tell you what man!
That bitch there brother, she was "slongin on the long dong" last night with me like there was no tomorrow! Never felt so good!Yea !
John Long Dong
Example:
"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2
Long Dong Mong
A man with Down's Syndrome who has an exceptionally large penis.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
A Long Dong Mong is a medical subcategory classification of the basic Mong.
Example:
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
Quong was a Long Dong Mong singing a song in Hong Kong while shaking his Shlong in the neighbour's cabbage patch.
Long Dong Silver
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.
Long Dong Silver
An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.
Example:
"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."
"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."