skewer

Being filled with more penis than an anus or vagina can handle.



Skewer
An extended move to the eiffel tower, both male parties, whose weiners are sufficiently inside the recipient female, proceed to stand up and suspend the woman by both mouth and vagina (via rear entry). Once Female is satisfactorily in mid-air via mouth/vag, the males proceed to spin her using her spine as the primary axis, about their penii.
Example:
"Yo Ted, this eiffel towering is awesome, let's pick her up and skewer her."


Skewered
a douchebag that lives on the internet, most notably the Sharethebrutality forum (stb) - lives on validating himself by being a cunt and claiming to be some kind of metal guru and being an uber elite "metalhead" douchebag.
Example:
Oh look, Skewered is being a transparent cunt again .. Let's laugh at him.


tits on a skewer
I usually say it when I KNOWS I am going to get in trouble...

Example:
exsample: Shit man, if they found out about this they would have my tits on a skewer

variations: Titties,Ass, Nuts... ect.


Human Skewer
When a male penis is fully erect and is at least 32 inches long and can carry two or more men on it at any given time.
Example:
Dude 1 " Whoa, my ass hurts"
Dude 2 " Mine too, what happened?"
Dude 3 " I caught it all on camera. You guys were human skewer'd in the butt by Jay Seymour last night"


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