shit slip

A Shit Slip is when you are wiping your bum, and you don't use enough toilet paper. This causes your fingers to slip through the paper and touch the poo on your bum.



Shit Slips
A reactionary phrase you might let out when someone tells you about their misfortune.
Example:
"I got my report card... Seems like after all those hours of studying, I still failed Biology..." "Shit slips."

"I was in a car accident this morning, and when I got to work, I got fired for being late... My boss is a douche." "Sorry to hear, Bro...Shit slips."


Shit Slip (n.)
An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.
Example:
"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"


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