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showned
When pronounced it sounds similar to clowned. It's a Sex act originating in East Tennessee where a guy goes from one girls rectum to another girls mouth without either of them knowing about the other. In order for it to be completed successfully, the second girl(mouth) has to ask " why does your dick taste funny".
Example:
I get more pussy than the pound, so I showned it like I owned it.


Shown up
Shown up, is when you force out a liar and catch them out.
Example:
Carmelo was shown up tonight as he walked past my room and waived with a grin. Not for long as he come undone, but now I know he's a liar.


studies have shown
What you say when you're trying to convince someone that you know the facts because you're an academic and you've read completely legitimate studies funded by unbiased corporations, but you can't remember right now where you read it or what the paper is titled. But they should totally trust you because you know your shit and are one fart smeller.

Also known as a blind cite.
Example:
Studies have shown that fluoride in the water aids in prevention of cavities, despite the fact that fluoride is a topical medicine historically used as a rat poison.


Shown the car
Being shown the car is a euphemism for being let go by your boss or for mass layoffs because of budget cuts or because of a massive loss in profits or because the higher ups spent the money on themselves!

This euphemism originated from bungie’s CEO firing half of the workforce to buy some cool cars but before he let them go he showed them his car collection!
Example:
My coworker Joe was shown the car yesterday by our boss Jim!


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