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simo

the hottest ranga ever to walk the earth. hes a gentleman - courteous and polite, but he's so damn sexy that most girls want him. too bad he only goes for one girl, the girl of his dreams...

Simo

by obamalizardman on Feb 12, 2022 12:44:58

Bengali slang for a complete dumbass, someone that is intellectually and proprietarily inept from society and an outcast to civilization.

Example:
"Dude, your acting like a Simo right now"
"Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case, but Simo is an ass so I did the race"
"That guy is such a Simo for leaking my IP"

Simo

by Schwooper on Feb 01, 2004 11:30:32

1. Gods finest gift to earth.
2. The man of every girls dreams.
3. One hot peice of ass.

Example:
I want you Simo.

Simos

by Sabr94 on Nov 23, 2021 23:18:04

Simos is a greek god, who also has a fluffy beard that gets him all the girls. Sadly Simos has just an average cock size of 5 inches.

Example:
Damn your beard is almost as sexy as Simoses

Simo

by Anomalocaris on Nov 15, 2020 03:07:08

(n) To obsess over a friend because they deserve it.
Derived from simp, likely originally a typo as 'p' and 'o' are adjacent in a qwerty keyboard.

Example:
I want to be simo'd

I'm simoing on you

Simo

by EndleBg on Nov 06, 2017 04:14:19

You call people a simo when they are not good to their friends and are being toxic.

Example:
Don't be friends with that guy. He's a total simo.
My friend is being a total simo. Yesterday when we were playing games he was calling me an idiot and he was telling me I can't play the game.I hate simos.

Simos

by MemelordTaco on Jul 09, 2017 07:55:42

Best friends who have known each other for more than fifteen years

Example:
"My simos is the best!"

SIMO

by kidcedrix on Sep 08, 2018 11:01:14

Sad I Missed Out. Past tense of FOMO

Example:
I am so SIMO about that concert, my date was such trash.

Simos

by Single A Battery on Jan 17, 2020 00:47:03

A synonym of sikmon. A misspelling of Simon. A person who is usually dumb and lazy.

Example:
Hey Simos - oh whoops, I meant Simon (or did I?).

simo hayha

by invaderzerock on Jun 14, 2009 09:33:40

Simo Hayha is the world's greatest sniper. He was a Finnish man who served a mandatory one year in the service, after his time there, he became a farmer. However, during the Winter War, he decided to take his rifle (a Finnish variant, M/28), sit in a tree, while it was snowing and kill the Russians. The Russians got scared after hearing of the man known as the "white death", (Hayha's knickname) and they sent troops after him. Eventually, he was shot in the jaw with an exploding bullet; but he survived, he was found by another solider and he regained consciousness the day the war ended.

He was credited with 500+ kills with his rifle and another 150+ kills with a SMG. He did it all in less than 100 days.

Example:
Russian # 1: The men said to be careful in this area.
Russian # 2: Why?
Russian # 1: They said something about the "white death".
Russian # 2: The "white death", isn't that Simo Hayha?
Russian # 1: .....
Russian # 2: Sir? Sir, what happ....

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