Disco Balls
disco balls
When your testicles are permanently flattened beyond recognition from being shoved into the tight pants you wore to the discotheque.
The Disco Ball
After a fine lady has just given you a wonderful BJ, she spits a little of your load onto your sack, then dusts it with glitter. Then you dim the lights, throw on a little Bee Gees, and perform the no pants dance like it was 1975.
Example:
"Dude, Brenda gave me The Disco Ball last night, and she couldn't stop herself from dancing to my sparkly sack."
"Dude, Brenda gave me The Disco Ball last night, and she couldn't stop herself from dancing to my sparkly sack."
Disco Ball
When a man is recieving oral sex and ejaculates on a woman's face then quickly applies glitter to her face.
Disco Ball
An other word for Edward Cullen, the pathetic whimpy vampire from the Twilight book series. Edward, instantly failing at the moment of creation,still has something special about him. Instead of burning down to the ground in pure awesomness like real vampires, Edward starts sparkling like a little bitch. Even though he fails at being a vampire (no shit sherlock), beheading him will turn him into a perfect disco ball. Edwards head needs sunlight to sparkle, but lubing it will make him go sunshine in the dark. It srsly works. I have Emmet's head laying in the closet, and Edward hanging on the ceiling.
Example:
'Holy shit dude, where did you get your disco ball, it's sparkling like a motherfucker!'.
'As if it was made to be this way.'
'Holy shit dude, where did you get your disco ball, it's sparkling like a motherfucker!'.
'As if it was made to be this way.'
Disco Balls
Example:
I just rubbed one out and accidentally used my girlfriends glitter lotion, now I have disco balls.
I just rubbed one out and accidentally used my girlfriends glitter lotion, now I have disco balls.
disco balled
When a guy is getting head and blows his load all over her face then throws a handful of glitter on her face.