dutch boy
Example:
John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.
John, being a well known dutch boy, doesn't get the harsh treatment most other men get at that dyke bar.
Dutch Boy
(Noun) A man who is really supremely nice and innocent. Usually someone's devoted, loving husband, who tells his wife how much he loves her every day (and means it). The type of guy who you would vote to be mayor, and know that he would actually be a good person in political office. There is nothing bad to say about this person, although people like to make a point to say how he's so freaking nice, as though it were a bad thing. You would assume his shit don't stank. Likely to marry a Canadian because they are also very nice people.dutch boy
To put a finger in someone's ass during sex with an incredible sense of urgency as if you were plugging a hole in a dyke.
Also known as The Plug.
Also known as The Plug.
Example:
Adam: Zoe sure does make a lot of noise. I could hear you guys in the living room.
Jeff: Yeah, I gave her the Dutch Boy.
Adam: Dude, on the first date?
Jeff: Yeah.
Adam: Dude.
Adam: Zoe sure does make a lot of noise. I could hear you guys in the living room.
Jeff: Yeah, I gave her the Dutch Boy.
Adam: Dude, on the first date?
Jeff: Yeah.
Adam: Dude.
dutch boy
a form of rodeo doggy-style. When riding the starfish, reach over the hip with one hand and hook her front junk while reaching forward with the other and hooking her mouth. With all orifices plugged, scream for help. Friends may or may not come in- but in her confused fight-or-flight reaction, hold on for as long as possible.
dutch boys
dutch boy
a person from the dutch clan. he worships the TRUE dutch master NETO. and he will always know the difference bettwen dooly and doly. dooly is good and doly is bad.
little dutch boy
Using your finger to stop a turd from popping out as you run to the toilet. Derived from the legend of a little dutch boy using his finger to plug a hole in a dike to prevent a flood.
Example:
No more chili before road trips for me! I had to skip prairie doggin and go straight to little dutch boy at the last truck stop.
No more chili before road trips for me! I had to skip prairie doggin and go straight to little dutch boy at the last truck stop.
Dutch Boy Fingers
A code word for saying a girl is a lesbian. Just think about the story about the boy in Holland who had to put his finger in the dike, and you'll figure out the reference (one hopes).
Example:
Alberto: That girl was hot!
Kat: Yeah, but you'll never get her. She has dutch boy fingers.
Alberto: That girl was hot!
Kat: Yeah, but you'll never get her. She has dutch boy fingers.
Little Dutch Boy
A common haircut among young male teen-agers. This is when the hair grows over the eyes and restricts vision. The young person then has a barber cut only the part obstucting the view resulting in a helmet-like hair style that draws many rounds of laughter behind the person's back.
Example:
look at that stupid cracka, come out of the barber shop, got his little dutch boy haircut goin on, that boy abouta get jumped. (laughs)
look at that stupid cracka, come out of the barber shop, got his little dutch boy haircut goin on, that boy abouta get jumped. (laughs)
Dutch Boy Cologne
When wearing lots of clothes you fart, and when you smell the fart begin to chimneys up throught your shirt collar you kindly ask someone to smell your dutch boy cologne.