tickle me elmo

the act of cumming in a man and/or womens eye ,then resting your ballsack in his/her eye while they try to blink, giving your ballsack a tickle



Tickle Me Elmo
The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face
Example:
That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the tickle me elmo.


Tickle Me Elmo
The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face
Example:
That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the Tickle Me Elmo .


Tickle Me Elmo
A strange, furry toy that seems to shake in sexual ecstacy whenever tickled by young children.
Example:
The school used Tickle Me Elmo in its sexual education class.


Tickle Me Elmo
Satan. Tickle Me Elmo is a demon from the deepest pits of hell masquerading as an innocent children's toy. This is shown by it's insane fits of maniacal laughter whenever touched at all. If you find yourself in the same room as a Tickle Me Elmo, you should avoid all eye contact and should NEVER touch it. The best way to dispatch this demon to the fire from whence it came is to set it on fire, record it, and post the video on YouTube.
Example:
Guy #1: Dude, did you hear about Jen?

Guy #2: What? No.

#1: The Tickle Me Elmo got him, man!


Tickle-me-elmos
noun

Origin of the word: when the Tickle Me Elmo toy came out in stores for the first time, people trampled one another at the toy store in order to get their hands on one. The insanity that was caused by the release of the child's toy inspired this word.

definition - Anyone who drives like a maniac during the holiday season.

Reasons could involve; needing to get to the store before someone else purchases something they want, wanting to get home as fast as possible with a complete disregard for safety, or just being a complete douche bag who can't handle sitting in traffic for more than a few seconds without going ballistic.
Example:
"LEARN HOW TO DRIVE YOU FUCKING TICKLE-ME-ELMO!"

"I can't drive with all of these Tickle-me-Elmos on the road.


Tickle Me Elmo
Whatever the media says that the "it" gift for the current holiday season is. Based on the 1996-onward craze for the "Tickle Me Elmo" doll, featuring the "Elmo" character from "Sesame Street." This US$30.00 toy was seen to sell for over US$1,000.00 due to extreme demand. Hence, any toy, game, or device that is supposed to be the "HOT" item for any given gift-giving season.
Example:
My son wants a drift-style scooter. I can buy kick-scooters by the dozen, but drift-scooters are this year's Tickle Me Elmo.


tickle-me-elmo hole
Refers to the hole in a product's package that allows the shopper to put their finger in and feel a material or push a button.
Example:
Oh great, the stupid tickle-me-elmo hole was too small and now my finger is stuck.


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