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smarties
Yummy sweets!

Like chocolate m & ms but sweeter. Found in Britain.
They come in the colours blue, red, pink, yellow, green and brown.

It is well known that red smarties contain crushed beetles, pink ones can be used as lipstick when wet, orange ones taste of orange and blue ones send you hyper :)
Example:
Oi! You! Off my smarties!


smarties
A party game that combines the candy of the same name with public humiliation.

In a game of smarties, there are two players, the bottom and the top, chosen by the host of the party. The bottom lays on the floor and the top throws smarties onto the bottom. Smarties that miss or bounce off the bottom are placed by the host wherever he or she desires. The top then eats the smarties off the bottom. The game ends when all the smarties have been eaten.
Example:
John: Hey, Jane, let's play smarties!
Jane: fml


smarties
A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
Example:
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"


smarties
you can sniff it and snort it and twirl it all around. you will be zooming up the stairs all you want. good to last you the rest of the school year goooooo smarties
Example:
woah she be zoomin up the stairs on smarties


Smartied
To be smartied is to have the round nub (smartie) on top of your baseball hat jammed down onto the top of your head by some loathesome person.
Example:
Jim *rubbing the top of his head*: That asshat just smartied me.


Smartie
One of the smartest people on the planet. Aka Mocha boy / Wannabe gangster. He is so attractive. Likes to wear Ray Ban sunglasses. Is a great programmer and mathematician. He is very calm and doesn't get mad easily, but if he does beware! Smartie is a great person to talk to, and you might be surprised by how much he knows! He doesn't simp for anyone, and everyone simps for him.
Example:
This guy is so hot and smart, he is such a Smartie!


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