smash up

A mash up involving a Smash Mouth song



smashed up vag
A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.
Example:
Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.


Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up
The art of downing several pints of Leffe whilst receiving a Blumpkin in the company of friends.

As mastered by the product control massive (T.C)
Example:
Out on the smash and offered a blumpkin i couldn't refuse so it turned into a Leffe Blumpkin Smash Up


smash it up
a song by the damned of their machine gun etiquete album
its in two parts tbe opeing being a soft semi acustic the second part being a driving song about rebleion
also coverd by the offspring on batman returns
Example:
smash it up is a kick arse song


Smashing it up big stevey style
On it. The "it" term could be anything.
Example:
1) Greg: You coming out tonight for some cheeky beers?

Jess: Yeah, im smashing it up big stevey style!

2) Dave: You seen that hot chick over there?

Doug: Yeah, i reckon by the end of the night i'll be smashing it up big stevey style with her!


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