Smeg
by O.G. WILLAKER on Feb 11, 2005 11:37:19
Comes from the word "
smegma", meaning the cheesy
crud on the end of your dick, if you're a guy and dont wash your dick properly.
"Smeg" is mainly used as a kind of swear-word on the TV show
Red Dwarf. When used in this context, its use is similar to that of "fuck".
Example:
Smeghead = fuckhead
Oh smeg! = Oh fuck!
What the smeg is going on? = What the fuck is going on?
Whats that
smegging thing? = Whats
that fucking thing?
I dont give a smeg = I dont give a fuck
etc...
Smeg
by Snake on Jul 10, 2004 02:03:30
From the tv show
Red Dwarf, it is a commonly used insult, derived from Smegma.
1) Smeg: Exclamation of surprise not unlike fuck.
2)
Smegger: Obnoxious person
3)
Smeg head: As 2
Example:
1) Oh Smeg! What the smeggin'
smeg's he smeggin' done?!
2) I'll nut the
smegger into oblivion
3) I'm not an insubordinate man by nature. I try and respect Rimmer and all, but it's so hard because he's such a
smeg head.
smegged
by i<3smegma on Nov 07, 2010 19:15:20
Smegma:
1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or
coverd in
dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to
smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
Example:
(1)Person 1: why did you go
offline
Person 2:
soz my
facebook chat is smegged
(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
Smeg It!
by God of atheism on Jun 18, 2007 17:21:37
To tell someone to
dispose of an item or throw an item in your direction.
To
run away from a situation where you will get in trouble if caught by someone of higher authority
To run away in a
hurry
To give up on a decision
Example:
Tom: This Drink is soo sweet!
Dick:
ooo Smeg it over here!
Tom: Shit the police is round the corner doing drink
searches
Dick: Shit! Smeg it!
Smeg
by Nicky Fung on Jun 27, 2005 03:36:22
"Smeg" was adapted for use by the crew of the popular BBC TV sitcom,
Red Dwarf, and comes from the word smegma, which describes the
yellowy, cheesy substance found on the end of dirty penises and grimey
clits.
Smegging
by Clickity Hack on Aug 11, 2015 08:32:16
Sending
randomized signals to the
router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio
antenna.
Example:
As long as we're
smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if
malware exists on our machine!
Smeg
by Kittennffc on Jun 29, 2005 06:40:26
The sticky,
yellowy, substance with a similar consistancy to that of a
crumbly cheese that collects behind the foreskin of a man if he is dirty and doesn't wash properly.
Example:
"I've got some
smeg under my
foreskin"
"Eww, that boy had a right load of smeg on his
bell"
Smeg
by Brinny on Dec 06, 2007 00:24:35
Derivitive in most instances from the word Smegma (See:
Knob Cheese), with four meanings:
1) Spoken in the show
Red Dwarf (may have been used earlier than this.) and adopted into every-day culture; Similar meaning to damn or fuck.
2) Presumably an abbreviation of Smegma again; Referring to something digusting. Often an -unidentified- disgusting substance.
3)An insult. Smegma isn't the most complementary thing to call someone, so we can assume it comes from this word.
4) A company that makes various kitchen appliances such as
cookers or fridges, which serve about as much purpose as the Smegma the word tend to derive from.
Example:
1) "
Causality? Well, OK, you know, one event causes another, OK, but sometimes, you just gotta say, the laws of time and space? Who gives a
smeg!" -Kryten,
Red Dwarf.
2) "Urgh! I just put my hand in a huge pile of smeg!"
3) "You SMEG-FACED FUCKING SMEG-FACE."
4) "Whiiiirrrrtickticktickneeaaawwwm ... boom!"