smoker's cough

a cough developed because of smoking



Smoker's Cough
A cough often produced by smokers, created by excess phlegm in the esophagus. The sound created is loud and harsh, and grabs the attention of nearby people.
Example:
Bob 1: I didn't know you smoked, Bob 2...

Bob 2: Yes. I'm trying to get a Smoker's Cough.

Bob 1: That's fucking ridiculous. Why?

Bob 2: Just because.


Smoker's Cough
A sexual act whereby a woman performs oral sex on a man, retaining his semen in her mouth upon ejaculation. She then sticks her nose in another menstruating woman's vagina, proceeding to hock a loogie of menstrual blood and semen into her mouth.
Example:
Hey Ma! Sis is on 'er period! It's time for the bi-monthly smoker's cough!


Smoker's Cough
After receiving oral sex, instead of ejaculating in a woman's mouth you ejaculate directly down her trachea. This would require a woman who had a tracheotomy, a surgery most common with those having complications due to smoking.
Example:
That girl couldn't keep her teeth off my cock so I pulled out, put it right in her neck, and gave her a smoker's cough.


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