snapple
Origin: Straight from God's
wombDefinition: The best damn liquid refeshment ever to have been created by man, or God. Only the Almighty know of the secrets of what the "
best stuff on Earth" is, but who really cares, it tastes damn fine going down. And the flavor cannot be beat. From Banana to Lemon,
Snapple is indeed, what Jesus would drink if he was around for its miracously decent from heaven in 1992. So if you ask, what would Jesus do, I can reply that he would drink Snapple. And yes, I know Jesus.
snapple
by Gairm on Oct 14, 2008 03:40:29
snapple
by Tyler on Jan 02, 2005 04:32:50
A drink bottled and sold in several flavors, including fruits and tea with flavoring. Advertised as 'made with the best stuff on earth', and supposedly healthy. Sometimes used as a substitute for
soft drinks by those who are health
concious, those who like fruit, or those who want to look 'cool'. Popular among the
upper middle class and homosexuals (I don't know why).
Example:
Dude : Why do you drink so much snapple
Tyler ?
Tyler :
'cause Coke eats your
bones. gaaaahh!
snapple
by valmont121 on Jan 29, 2008 16:28:24
Example:
-Rodolphe: "Here take a bite of this
Snapple"
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple
infused with tin"
rofl-copter
snapple
by PIMP PHD on Aug 07, 2003 02:57:30
the greatest shit on earth. origin -
1992 Snapple Corp. "made of the greatest stuff on earth"
snapple
by jn9 on Sep 25, 2006 05:27:03
snapple
by Ranjeet on Jan 04, 2008 05:45:11
Example:
Guy: Dude, I
blasted Snapple all over that bitch!
Dude: Guy, that's fu*
kin awesome!
snapple
by westernpig on Jul 29, 2006 09:22:42
A result of the ass sphincter
pinching off a shit. The tapered end of a shit is a result of the ass
snappling shut. A perfect snapple leaves a short, sharp tapered end to yesterday's intake. Talented snapplers have demonstrated the ability to chop their log into smaller peices which may be an evolutionary trait of peoples living in water depleted areas where
low flow toilets are commonly found.
Example:
Look at my log, B! That snapple is so tight you'd think my ass worked at
DQ, bitch! I worked that swirl. Yeah!
Dr. stink tried to examine my colon but I
snappled his
finger off. Got his ring too!
snapple
by Miki on Nov 20, 2005 05:18:16
snapple
by Melissa Jobo on Jun 13, 2008 06:12:30