snapshot

an informal word for a penis



Snapshot
What people that aren't up to date call screenshots
Example:
Grandma: "Take a snapshot of that picture and message it to me!"


Snapshot Wank
The use of the snapshot function on Skype to take pictures of your girlfriend/boyfriend for masturbation material
Example:
Ali-Have you and your bird just been having Skype sex?
Glen-Nope she's busy so I had a snapshot wank instead
Ali-Fair play mate


faggot snapshot
When a guy poses for the mirror and takes pictures of himself with a camera or his cellphone (typically with his cellphone). These guys normally take off their shirt and take a picture of themselves to attract higher level of queers. It is very commonly seen on myspace,facebook, and other social networking sites. Guys who faggot snapshot of themselves are known as queer baits.
Example:
I have a six pac and I want to show it off to all the ladies on my facebook. So I became shirtless and snapped some so-called "hot" pictures of myself in front of the mirror. The next day, I attracted a shitload of queers and all the girls lol'd at me.


faggot snapshot
Any person of the male species who take a photo of themselves in an attempt to seem superior. The ultimate goal is to let others perceive them as being above the average person, but the actual outcome is one of being called a faggot and losing man points.

This includes photos where the subject is posing without a shirt on, wearing non-prescription spectacles, looking upwards to the right or left, doing the " The Thinker" pose or a combination of any previously mentioned examples. Because real men do not do things like this, as they know that they are the alpha dog.
Example:
"Dude, Josh posted another photo of himself alone in his room, pretending to be studying or something. And since when does he wear glasses? I hate it when he posts faggot snapshots"
"Holy crap, what a faggot. I really want punch his face in, but I don't hit girls."


snapshot tourism
to go on a tour and take a quick snapshot experience of a tourist attraction, not even beginning to experience anything beyond the viewfinder.
Example:
Nick- I want to go on a european trip of backpacking and hitchhicking.
Matt- Thats a great idea, just don't partake in any snapshot tourism.
Nick- Don't worry, Im not one of those people.


Snapshot anger/fury
A term used when you're really angry with something that has happened in a short amount of time and then you take corrective action to make sure that something related will never happen again. (Being angry for a short amount of time like 20 seconds).
Example:
When someone online performs crap on your team in a game and you had to perform better than them, you also take into account their overall performance then accumulate it all at once in a snapshot fury and take that corrective action.

"Urgh, he's so fricken crap, i'm going to have to remove him!"

"He's also been crap from the past games as well!

(20 seconds later) hmm, maybe i shouldn't of done that...oh well, he won't be a bother again."

"Dude...that was like some kind of Snapshot anger/fury"

"lol yeah"


Snapshot
A guy normally good at any game, but anything that comes out his mouth makes him sound like a dick.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey SnapShot you wanna go play Halo?

SnapShot: I don’t know I’m pretty much a god it so it’s not like anyone can beat me.


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