spaceman

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.Fighter of NightDarker.



spaceman
a delicate confectionary, like the angel from barbarella, blissfully unaware of his own budding homosexuality and yet ripe for the picking like the most exotic of orchids, rim him with vigour and conviction
Example:
spaceman as in fill my 'space' man


Spaceman
Space man Rocket man a person with high hopes for the future of space, interstellar and interplanetary missions. This person can think exponentially and has moonshot ideas. First used in 2018 as the monicker or alias of Filipino space entrepreneur, Dexter Baño.
Example:
You got an amazing mindset and you love space. You might be a spaceman.


Spaceman
After having sex with a woman (or man), in a bed, the penetrater stands up on the bed prior to climaxing and blows his load in the air (via bouncing), thereby producing a flying semen (spacemen).
Example:
Joey:"Yo Johnny, never guess what I did last night."

Bill:"My names Bill.."

Joey:"I did a spaceman to your mother."

Bill:"I don't even know what that is.."

Joey:"It's like when yo.."

Bill:"You're a tool. Shut up faggot."

Joey:"SAD FACE):"


Spaceman
Spaceman: That weird ass kid in your class who fucks wit hentai n shit and who puts on this air of sarcastic superiority to compensate for the fact that he knows no one likes him. He’s completely unaware of anybody’s feelings towards him, does weird shit to make himself look special in order to hopefully get others attention and he’s also unaware that by acting weirder he makes everyone dislike him more. This constant refusal to understand that no one likes him makes him a spaceman, an alien, not of this world.

For instance, Napoleon Dynamite is a spaceman.
Example:
-Eric presented his mylittlepony toys to class today.
-God! What a spaceman!


Spaceman
To invert somebody's backpack while they are unaware of what is happening. Done by taking somebody's back pack while they're not looking, taking out all the books and paper, inverting the backpack, and then reinserting anything that was taken out. The backpack is then placed back where they took it and by the time the person sees it again, everyone will burst out laughing.
Example:
I was talking to bob in class, and some asshole spacemanned me.


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