speedbumps
A variation of
the bump and grind which results in accidental or "accidental" penetration...aka
sex on a
dance floor.
Speedbumping
by Goofnut on Sep 05, 2022 07:24:52
When one quickly
slides the head of his erect penis back-and-forth through his partner’s
anal sphincter.
Reasonable facsimiles of this would be when the partner’s mouth or vagina is used.
speedbumped
by Narcosis13 on Feb 28, 2015 02:40:11
Run over by a car in a way that whatever is run over goes underneath the car and is run over by the
tires, causing the car to
bump up and down. Just like driving over a
speed bump.
Example:
A
UPS truck speedbumped by neighbors'
cat last week.
speedbump
by speed-demon65 on Feb 22, 2010 18:21:16
Speedbump
by J--Mac on Aug 06, 2007 17:11:55
A person whom from a distance appears attractive but upon further inspection turns out to be ugly.
The term is derived from the motion in which you would
drive over a
speed bump. You slow down to check out said person and upon discovering how unattractive they really are you resume speed and continue on course.
The opposite of a
Stopsign
Example:
Two young men walking together -
Joe: Yo, that girl is
phat to death.
Rick: Yeah, lemme
catch up to her before I try to
holla.
"Rick and Joe catch up and continue to walk past"
Joe: Speedbump?
Rick: Totally.
speedbump
by Kool-Aid on Sep 12, 2004 02:09:01
Example:
guy:
famz i heard u n
rasheeda wuz goin all night,son
2nd:
nah B,it was just a speedbump
speedbumpitis
by Lily McDonald on Jan 15, 2008 17:38:07
Example:
Person 1:
Ugh, those
speed bumps are SO annoying!
Person 2: Looks like someone has
a case of speedbumpitis..
speedbump
by Julia,spanky,meat on Dec 02, 2008 23:29:23
Speedbump
by "The Ironman" on Jan 07, 2009 14:45:23
anal speedbump
by 4tran4 on Jan 23, 2011 09:34:16