statutory apeshit
statutory ape + apeshit
1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.
2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.
1) A primal rage induced by the insanity of bureaucratic procedures, social-political injustice, or "legalized" oppression.
2) A collapse of an institution to total anarchy; A failure to bring/maintain any control or order.
Example:
1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!
2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.
1) After spending all week at the licensing offices just to get a permit to apply for a license to grant permission to let my son cut my lawn, I'm ready to go statutory apeshit!
2) When they lost the procedural manuals, the company went statutory apeshit and then went out of business.
statutory rape
n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.
Example:
John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.
sweet-statutory
Example:
"Dude look at that girl over there......she's gotta be like 15 though......Sweet-Statutory!"
"Dude look at that girl over there......she's gotta be like 15 though......Sweet-Statutory!"
Statutory Rap
statutory rape
The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.
Example:
Need I say more?........................
Need I say more?........................
Statutory Rape
When the government treats teenagers like children by punishing anyone over the age of 18 who has sex with someone under 18
Example:
He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.
He was 18. She was 17. They had sex. He went to prison for statutory rape. They got back together when he was released a year later.
Statutory rap
noun: hip hop/ pop (hip pop) music created by prepubescent artists. This genre is unique in that the subjects of songs are distinctively juvenile and annoyingly catchy. The listener cannot help but sing along with elementry lyrics about middle school luv. Listening to such songs often lead to feelings of self loathing and pedophilia.
Example:
Samantha's favorite musicians are JoJo, Justin Bieber, Sean Kingston, Lil Mama, Lil Romeo, and all other artists with the name lil. Because she prefers prepubescent hip hop, her taste can be described as statutory rap.
Samantha's favorite musicians are JoJo, Justin Bieber, Sean Kingston, Lil Mama, Lil Romeo, and all other artists with the name lil. Because she prefers prepubescent hip hop, her taste can be described as statutory rap.
Statutory Vape
The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials such as hardware and e-liquid to those under the age of 18.
Example:
The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials to those under the age of 18 is considered Statutory Vape.
The act of selling or providing e-cigarette materials to those under the age of 18 is considered Statutory Vape.