stop farting

Jus stop farting! Go take a shit or something or go fart somewhere else I don’t wanna smell ur shit!



fart stopping
Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.
Example:
I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.


Fart Stop
The delicate maneuver required to halt a well-rounded, fully formed, ripened-to-perfection fart from slipping, ripping, or bubbling out of your cheeks. A highly skilled, Olympics-esque discipline that requires immense core strength and buttock muscles that can grip like a vise combined with careful facial control that doesn't belie your discomfort. Useful ability for anyone that takes elevators, rides in subways, or flies in planes frequently.
Example:
I was on a flight to LA sitting next to this gorgeous environmental engineer and wanted to let one fly. But that would have ruined everything so had to pull a fart stop while we discussed climate change and our favorite taco joints.


Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie
The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.
Example:
So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie


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