stroke it

(V) Another term for male masturbation



stroking on the stroke
When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Example:
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.


The Strokes
Music that began the original rock music that we now love and cherishfinally. Spastic guitars that blend to make one melodic sound, steady and fact drum beats that create the backbone of the music, smooth basslines that keep you awake while wondering what the hell the bassist is thinking about, and a voice that makes you want to fuck. and then fuck some more.
Example:
I am listening to the strokes, ie sex.


The Strokes
The strokes.
A great band, intelligent guys who decided not to do what the rest of the bands are doing, but rather they gathered a little from everything and created a unique and fresh sound. And a great style.
Ok, this is not rock & roll..actually, you can´t call it anything...they ARE a new genre by themselves, despite what some people say.
So, yeah! bring back rock & roll! and let The Strokes keep doing the great music they do.
That´s all I have to say.
Example:
Julian Casablancas is the sexiest & cutiest guy out there right now...will they ever come down to Southamerica??
I´ll be their interpreter more than happy!!!


Stroke
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Example:
GUYS CALL AN AMBULANCE HIS HAVING A STROKE!


The Strokes
an extremely talented new york band led by one of the sexiest guys ever, julian casablancas...consists of fab on drums, jules as vocals, nick on guitar, albie on guitar, and nikolai on bass....they rock, and they rock HARD.
Example:
'man i saw the most awesome thing last nite'
'what was it?'
'the strokes!'


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