swamp donkey
A less than hygienic person with low morals and of poor character, will do any sexual act ,steal,lie ect. for drugs.Can not be trusted but always friendly.Persons tend to be loud (like the
braying of a donkey) and
starved for attention. They tend to stay stuck in the
muds, meaning they get nowhere in life or of use to anyone other than sexual pleasures.
swamp donkey
by JJ413 on Oct 17, 2016 08:28:38
an
ugly ass girl who only goes to parties to
hit on drunk guys
hoping they're drunk enough to sleep with her
Example:
"hey dude, did
mckaylah try to
hit on you last night?"
"
ya man, shes a total swamp donkey! I was wasted asf, but not that wasted."
swamp donkey
by stevecanada on May 27, 2007 13:57:00
swamp donkey
by L walk on Apr 12, 2004 10:35:31
This species lurks in the depths of the bar and
club scene .
Tell tale signs of a swamp donkey are many and varied, including the wearing of Granny underwear, tight shirts exposing their fat disgusting sloth bodies, and a face that looks like a rotten
bee's nest.
swamp donkey
by G-spot on Jun 28, 2004 04:29:09
of British origin, meaning a
slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at
shady bars hoping for some action.
swamp donkey
by T Morton on Feb 28, 2008 06:17:50
Large brown animal that roams the northern woods,
wetlands.
Bulls have
antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.
Example:
Guy 1: Ya i shot
my swamp donkey right at
the swamp by
Earls house.
Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it
Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady
swamp donkey
by Moose McEvil on Dec 06, 2005 20:43:26
swamp donkey
by jennifromtheblock on Feb 08, 2010 14:11:00
swamp donkey
by dudleydoright on Jun 23, 2005 13:46:06
A fat lady that hangs around by herself in
clubs and bars looking for
a dude thats drunk enough to hit her up...usually ugly, old, fat, disgusting, and incredibly
socially inept!
Example:
Man, check out that big group of
swamp donkeys! There isnt enough beer in this whole bar to make me want that!
Dude, I
dare you to go pretend your drunk and show them your
no-no spot!
Then see if you can get them to buy me a drink!
swamp donkey
by The Commodore on Jun 22, 2007 14:28:23
n
1)A very unattractive female.
2)A slang term for 'moose' in parts of New England and Canada.
3)A person at a party whose
alcoholism and self-loathing climax in a rampage of
solo mosh dancing, belligerent taunts, and a
thin veneer of sweat, saliva, and vomit.
Example:
1) John tried to
fix me up with a his swamp donkey cousin, I was drunk and desperate enough yet smart enough to do it
Coyote Style.
2) I decided to ignore
the swamp donkey crossing sign during their mating season... the Abercrombie beast climbed on top of my car and wrecked it with humping motions.
3)Sorry I was such a swamp donkey last night, but could you please bail me out of jail?