teacakes

Squashy small empty tits like a marshmallow teacakeThe integrity of the tit just collapses at the slightest touch



teacake
The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.


It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)
Example:
In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.


teacake
Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
Example:
Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?


Teacake
The act of doing a jobby on a male/female's body and mixing jizz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit
Example:
Man One: Hmm, darling your face smells funny

Woman: Aw shit, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/


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