Teapot
A gay Man. Comes from how gay men stereotypically carry themselves, one hand on the hip the other out looking like the spout of a teapot. Like the dance that goes with the children's song "I'm a little teapot short and stout".
Teapoting
The sound you make when your screeching has reached a new high, usually happen when you're simping over someone/something.teapot
A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
Teapotting
where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
The Teapot
Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.
Example:
I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.
Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.
I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.
Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.
Teapot
A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
at ones hands.
Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self.
Origin- East Central Scotland.
Example:
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot".
"and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
Teapotting
Example:
"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?
"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?
"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
"Wanna do teapotting?"
Would you like to get high?
"Shall we teapot?"
Would you like to get high?
"More tea vicar?" (hold up teapot)
Would you like to get high?
Teapot
A member of the so-called Tea Party who spews the most outrageous nonsense with complete conviction.
Derived from the combination of Tea Party and Crackpot, not that they can be seperated in any way.
Alternate spelling T-pot.
Derived from the combination of Tea Party and Crackpot, not that they can be seperated in any way.
Alternate spelling T-pot.
teapotting
Teapotting is when a man is masturbating and sticks his thumb up his own ass to massage his prostate gland in order to intensify the experience. "I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout"
Example:
Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
Mark walked in only to find Phil teapotting himself while watching Fair City.
Phil's orgasms are amazing when he teapots himself.
Teapot
Example:
Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice
Guy 1:dude you will never believe this,my wife gave me teapot while i was doing my squats!
Guy 2:nice