telephone pole Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

telephone pole

The male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full pulsating glory. Used to describe a cock of particularly impressive size, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height. This term was part of an exclamation of admiration at the sight of my penis by a participant in a dick-measuring contest I won when I was a teenager.

Alaskan Telephone Pole

by CosmicRebellion on Sep 03, 2009 12:56:42

A sexual act in which one person, usually male, takes a shit, freezes it, then shoves it up the ass of the person they are having sex with.

Example:
That guy is too weird, I heard he likes giving girls the Alaskan Telephone Pole without their consent.

Telephone pole teeth

by samgolfing on Dec 12, 2011 21:04:59

Someone missing a section of four teeth leaving a gap wide enough to string a telephone line across.

Example:
She lost her front center teeth that I was looking for the telephone wire between her telephone pole teeth cuspids !

oregon telephone pole

by The Anus Destroyer on Feb 26, 2016 01:47:09

When you take a wooden object of 2 feet or more and put majority of it in your anus.

Example:
Hey Billy do you want to do the Oregon Telephone Pole.

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