testify
You two are wrong. "
Testify" comes from the Latin "witness" and has nothing to do with "testicle" which also comes from the Latin for "witness". I was asked this in class by the professor in college English. I would have been wrong and embarrassed myself, so I just said "I don't know". But here's
what I got from the Internet: testatio -onis f. calling to witness , or bearing witness. testificatio -onis f. bearing witness ,
testifying; evidence, proof. testificor -ari
dep. to bear witness to , give evidence of; to show, bring to light; to call to witness. testimonium -i n. witness , evidence; proof, indication.
testis (1) -is c. one who gives evidence , a witness; an eye-witness, a spectator. testor -ari dep. (1) to bear witness to , give evidence of; to make known, publish, declare; as pass. to be attested, declared. (2) to make a will. (3) to call to witness. BTW they are called "testicles" because they WITNESS to the
procreative power of a man.
testify
by aka_Pyro on Jun 27, 2007 12:56:03
1. To
give one's information "as
truthfully as possible." Taken from an old Roman phrase "to swear on one's testicles." Now,
think about that, and think about how differently court cases would turn out if that meaning held true to this day...
Testify
by DairyGod on Jun 23, 2009 03:02:55
To attend a religious revival event, during which you would be prompted by the preacher to testify.
The act of testifying normally involves babbling incoherently while sharing
folksy stories of your nasty life being turned around because the creator of the universe decided to pay you a personal visit and issue a
get out of jail free card. He's nice like that, and as a pensioner he has a free
bus pass allowing him to travel anywhere in the world.
Example:
Peter Popoff: Testify brother!
Hick: Well, I dun gone crashed mah car while drunk, and then I cheated on my sister with mah cousin. I's a sinner, but the baby Jesus came in to mah trailer and fixed me
up good. Now I 'aint feelin' no guilt when I'm
porking mah cousin.
testifier
by Jig Gaboo on Sep 09, 2007 13:20:45
the testifyer is given when the man
squats over the womans asshole while she lays on her back with
the legs above her, near her head. The balls and cock are inserted into the womans fuck holes and then are "
pumped" multiple times.
Example:
Aww nigga, I used the testifier on this bitch last night and she farted on my
left nut. It hurt like getting a
cumshot to the eye.
Testify
by jHoFoSho on Sep 15, 2011 13:04:28
Testify means
lot's of things. It can be said almost in any situation.
Nancy Grace is a fan of Testification.
Testifying can mean you're trying to receive some justice (see receiving justice for more info). You're hitting on someone. You're trying to get laid. You're trying to tell someone what the fuck is up. You're trying to get belligerent drunk. You're trying this, trying that. Ect.
Example:
Person 1: Did you see
Robert last night? He was definitely trying to
testify.
Person 2: Oh do you think he received?
Person 3: Do I think? Shit, I know he did.