dialup

1) A piece of shit way to connect to the internet which offers the following services of disconnections, slow downloads, and/or high blood pressure that results in loss of temper. 2) See aol or hell.



dialup
Incredibly shit.
Example:
Arwyn is a dialup


dialup
An internet connection that once was the standard way to connect to the internet. Eventually, it was outmoded by DSL and other High-Speed connections. In many places, people are still unable to connect to high-speed internet and are forced to suffer in the hell that is slow downloads, unstable connections, and in some cases AOL.
Example:
"100 megs? I'm on dialup, that'll take hours!"
"Quit being a cheap pussy and get a real connection!"
"But I like AOL..."
"I'm never talking to you again."


dialup
perhaps the definition of technological
evil often associated with the blaring,
deafening, screeching noises it makes as it
starts up. "BEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHhhhhccccSHHHHHHHH
SHHHHHHHcccccccccccccc"
Example:
dialup gives you aids


Dialup
Dialup is a service that allows internet through a telephone line. Connect one end of the telephone line to the modem of your computer and the other end into your telephone jack. You couldn't use the phone and go online at the same time. This was basically how you used the internet before wifi. Or if you were me, wifi wasn't available where you lived so you used dialup..
Example:
Me: Hey Bob. Wanna hear something cool?
Bob: Yeah?
Me: I used to use dialup.
Bob: Holy shit you're old.


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