facebook mom

a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be.



Facebook Mom
A facebook mom is usually a single middle aged parent that posts their whole life on facebook and talks to other single moms on facebook about their kids personal lives. Also a big believer in commenting on every post.
Example:
“My mom is such a Facebook Mom”
Ex: of what they comment⬇️
“LOL so funny 😆”

“Lovely photo of the kiddos 😉 Are you coming to the 🍷🍷🍷 mixer on Tuesday? #girlsnight #momlife #pta
“aw my little emma got her period!!!! only 13! they grow up so fast!! ❤💖#momlife”


Facebook Mom
A "mother" who posts facebook statuses to make herself look like mother of the year but does jack squat for her children.
Example:
That facebook mom ain't shit; always on her phone havin ass, givin her kids dry cereal for breakfast havin ass, usin child support for nails n makeup havin ass, always givin the kids away havin ass.


Facebook Mom
A mother who doesn't do shit for her kids but will post on her kids Facebook wall like she's parent of the year.

She never picks her kids up on her court appointed days, doesn't pay child support, can't throw down $20 for her kids sports yet:
Example:
Kid Facebook: Ugh I'm so sick, when will I get better?

Facebook Mom: Whatever you need I can be there within the hour.


Facebook Mom
A parent that frequently neglects their duties as a mother and instead, updates their status on facebook constantly throughout the day
Example:
Ernie: Hey man, I was on facebook today and the only thing that came up on my news feed was updates from Sarah talking about how lonely she is and all the laundry she has to do

Wyatt: Dude she's such a Facebook Mom

Ernie: What's that?

Wyatt: Look it up on urbandictionary.com


Facebook Mom
The mom who acts like her family is perfect on Facebook. She post photos of her kids like they are the best, and talk highly of them. Acts like her family is better than everyone else's. After posting the photos of a "perfect" family on Facebook, they all start to fight.
Example:
"Hannah is such a facebook mom."
"Huh?"
"She always post stuff on facebook about how her family is the best, when really they are the worst, and argue all the time."


Facebook mom
A woman who refuses to watch her children because she doesn't feel like she has to. She pawns her kids off on any unsuspecting grandma, aunt and uncle around to get out of her parental duties. Will completely ignore her child and it's safety unless someone points it out to her or if she thinks she can get Facebook likes from their pain. Will post an ugly duck faced picture with their kids every other day to make it seem like she actually spends time with them.
Example:
She's such a Facebook mom. Her skids get hurt because she won't watch them and she posts about the " accident" on Facebook.

Why is she letting her kid eat cat shit? OOh she's a Facebook mom she'll post about it in an hour.


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