the Jam Donut Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

the Jam Donut

Jizing around someone's face in a near perfect circle, followed by a swift punch to the nose causing it to bleed. "Jam donut"

jam donut

by Sweaty old man on Oct 15, 2006 20:37:24

Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.

Example:
She goes nuts for my jam donuts!

I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.

jam donut

by Dr Inkerman on Sep 07, 2006 21:44:47

Words used to describe neocons, capitalists or right-wingers. Usually used by culture jammers and partially passive jammers.

Example:
That fox news is a real jam donut.
Jam donuts have taken over the government.
If we don’t through out these jam donuts it’s going to stink around here.

Jam Donutting

by dirtyoldman#44 on Dec 04, 2012 01:38:20

The art of pressure-filling a lady's joy hole with a good kilo of rasberry jam and co2. With the aid of good muscle control a decent amount of distance should be given to watching as the entire pseduo-prolapse comes out at speed. Extra points would normally be given for random streaks hitting the ceiling that looked like God.

Example:
Mary loved Tuesdays as Quentin would purchase 10 jars of Asda's finest jam and proceed to squirt the contents into her quim of desire whilst making donkey sounds. Retreating to a safe distance, the Jam Donutting He has just administered was ready to blow

Jam Donut

by Dog Meat 959 on Jan 14, 2015 21:15:11

When you are having sex with a girl and there is blood on her vagina.

Example:
I did a Jam Donut on Mina

Please Jam Donut me, sheldon

I love to jam Donut people

I licked her Jam Donut

jam donut week

by Roger the Cabin Boy on Aug 19, 2006 08:11:31

Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.

Example:
"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."

"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."

squirting jam into a donut

by Jake on Mar 24, 2004 09:33:22

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Example:
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

Jam Donut

by gloryhole on Dec 05, 2021 13:22:08

When your having coitus with your female partner on her period and post she sex ends up with a ring of blood around her asshole

Example:
My missus was on her period this week and had the fattest jam donut around her back hole

squashed jam donut

by Jim Winston on Nov 10, 2011 12:00:22

Someone who has a really really ridiculously ugly face.

Example:
'oh she looked alright'

'dude, she looks like a squashed jam donut"

Iced jam donut

by Onlyanxiety on Dec 21, 2022 07:21:20

When you raw Dogg her till she bleeds, and Finnish inside her!

Example:
She told me she liked it rough, so I gave her an iced jam donut

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