the Oxford dictionary

That other shit serious-ass dictionary fo wise motherfuckersOnly used by guys who want to establish their intellectual superiority



Oxford Dictionary
What Eminem is secretly carrying in his pocket all day long but doesn't admit to.
Example:
Eminem: I am not carrying an Oxford dictionary ATM, I just coincidentally know what coup de grâce means.

Everyone: k


The Oxford Dictionary
A sensible dictionary which has taken many years to construct. Written by posh English gentlemen in London England.
Example:
John: "What the F*** is that crap!
Thomas: "It's The Oxford Dictionary"
John: "Looks like a pile of educational shit!"
Thomas: "It's much better than that half burnt Urban Dictionary in your hand"
John: "Don't dis words of the web!"


Oxford English Dictionary
A lexicographic wonder comprising 20 volumes of mostly abstruse words, from the graveyard of the English language, in which old gentleman of Anglo-Saxon origin refer to as a conversation piece when drinking their tea with their cronies and chaps; sometimes it is actually referred to promote dry erudite works of literature.
Example:
"Jeeves" could you bring me volume 14 from the Oxford English Dictionary?" "There is a word from Shakespeare, of which I am not quite sure."


No Oxford-English-Dictionary October
During the month of October, you CAN NOT look at or read a Oxford-English-Dictionary.
Example:
Remember, it is No Oxford-English-Dictionary October, dont read it!


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