the Torr

Describing how bad something is



Torres
a true love, somebody you can lean on, who always be there for you. The only person, who can ever really love you, because they care about you on more than a physical level.
Example:
A husband, is a torres to your life.


torres
(n.)to miss an open net in football
Example:
man: Van Persie did a torres at yesterday match
friend: Yes, but at least he scored another chance


Torres
To be invited to an event, and commit to go but at the last second decide to not go out of pure laziness. Similar to flaking, but worse.

Lying and saying you're almost at point B when never have left Point A.

Making extreme excuses to not be at fault for not going with your commitment.

a.k.a Max level of Flaking/Fronting
Example:
Hey Jake are you coming over for the party tonight? It's going to be great.

- Yeah man Ill be over there in an hour.

Jake never shows up.

Jake! Where are you !?

- Sorry girlfriend needed me because something came up

Torres'd


Torres
A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.
Example:
1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres"

2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"


Torres
To fall from grace spectacularly and become absolutely terrible at everything you do as soon as you cut your hair!
Example:
Kieran: Oh man, Alain's done a Torres.
Phil: Yeah, he's just tripped over his own laces!


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