LIGHTSWITCHED

name for a person because of a very small penis



lightswitch
A alcoholic drink made with equal parts bourbon (traditionally Southern Comfort) and squirt.

Refers to the fact that the drinker will go from sober to drunk very quickly with no buzz in between, i.e. flipping a light switch.
Example:
After two lightswitches, i was straight drunk.


Lightswitch
when you flip them up lights then on and when you flip them down lights go off and if you flip them quickly mutiple times you can have a seizure
Example:
Lightswitch is a word


lightswitch
something you call when you burp...then you call safety if you not near a lightswitch or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't grab and touch a lightswitch then someone gets to punch you:)
Example:
BUUURRRPP!!!!!
"lightswitch...."
"saftey"


Lightswitch Gremlin
"Don't turn on the light, don't turn on the light!" Any female who appears attractive at the end of the night, but whose true form is revealed by proper lighting.
Example:
Yeah so Gina, right. She was slammin' at the club, right. Then i brings her home and was takin' her to town, right. Then Tommy bursts in the room and turns on the light, right. He's all like, bro-man, that bitch is a lightswitch gremlin!


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