surfboard Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

surfboard

A vagina with all of the hair shaved off.

surfboard

by MichealBluth on Dec 29, 2005 14:58:05

A girl who has small breasts, is flat.

Example:
"You don't like supermodels because of jealousy; you're a surfboard."

surfboard

by smartperson1234567891011 on Apr 18, 2011 12:58:55

noun- a girl or woman who is very flat in the chest and needs to be waxed, much like a surfboard. A surfboard can also be ridden roughly but will eventually become very wet.

Example:
Julia is such a surfboard i can't believe he thinks she's hot.

surfboard

by Eli Banai on Dec 15, 2014 20:16:59

The word or combination of words used when 'surfing' the internet in search of its meaning and/or posts (articles, posts, images, etc...) that contain or are tagged with the term.

Example:
I surfed using your name as a surfboard and I discovered some videos that you don't want your parents to see.

SurfBoard

by adriennebasedgod on Jan 04, 2014 01:22:40

Used in Beyonce's song Drunk in Love referring to a sex position. The sex position is when the male is on the bottom laying and the girl grinds and fucks him as if she was sitting on a surfboard. The song lyric goes..

"Then I fill the tub up halfway then riding with my surfboard
Surfboard, surfboard....Raining on that wood, raining, raining on that wood
I'm swerving on that, swerving, swerving on that big body Benz
Serving all this, swervin, surfing all of this good, good"

Example:
Fill the tub halfway and ride it with my surfboard.

Yo, dude she did the surfboard on me last night. I felt like I was fucking Beyonce.

SurfBoarding

by DOTB on May 07, 2009 00:30:50

Doing a chick doggy style, then both laying down flat, male on top of her while continuing to stroke. Not unlike riding a surrfboard in a face down horizontal position.

Example:
I was strokin that girl from behind for so long I got tired and had to finish by surfboarding her.

I like surfboarding so I can mash my nuts between her thighs while I'm fucking her in the ass.

Surfboard

by KokoandLolo on Jul 17, 2014 03:14:13

The surfboard sex position is when the male lays flat and erect. The female then proceeds to stand over him with one foot on each side of his hips. Next, drop down, swerve on the wood and ride as if it were a surfboard. May also be performed in reverse if preferred

Example:
Fill the bathtub half way and I'll ride you like a surfboard.

the surfboard

by sal on Feb 11, 2004 01:41:26

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

Example:
who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

southern surfboard

by Welcometothegame2markiplier on Apr 15, 2019 12:28:23

A very risky maneuver when you go out on the swamp and find yourself a gator. Once you get on that gator, you risk your tootsies by dangling them over the mouth hole of that gator.

Example:
Me and my cousin snuck out to go southern surfboarding this weekend down in the glades.

mexican surfboard

by chochmaster on May 31, 2010 02:08:41

A guy lays down and a girl sits on his dick. She puts her legs on both sides of the guy and starts bouncing up and down, riding him like a surfboard.

Example:
Guy 1: How did things go with you and Rachel last night?

Guy 2: Great, she gave me a mexican surfboard.

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