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the disease

disease

by wise_one__aka_sara on May 12, 2005 05:24:12

an annoying person; someone who wont leave you alone; a "stalker-like" friend.

Example:
She was a total disease... she even followed me into the bathroom!

disease

by aaaranda420 on Oct 07, 2012 12:33:24

The natural, phenotypic expression of a pathogenic cellular alteration--caused by complex social, political, economic, and environmental processes.

Example:
Although the disease cancer did not begin with the industrial revolution, it is now a major component of it because one of the most profound consequences of the event was an increase in average life expectancy particularly for those of us who live in the so-called industrialized world. Cancer needs time to develop. Another consequence, of course, has been an increase in environmental toxins as a result of our economic activity. Cancer is stimulated, biochemically, by carcinogens like those found in pesticides.

Disease

by CheseC on May 25, 2019 03:17:32

Fucking school

Example:
Mom: "GO TO SCHOOL"
me: "NO I DON'T WANT A DISEASE"

disease

by Holden Morrisey Caulfield on May 19, 2006 13:57:21

Disease, can mean talent, looks or moves, diseased can mean hip, cool, groovy, hot, perfect, lovely, pretty, awesome.

Example:
Snake: "Check out that chick's disease Shovel"
Shovel: "Woah I wouldn't mind catching some of that!"

The Disease

by dujannn on Dec 08, 2022 17:20:20

Disease, one that melts the bone or weakens it. Sure to be named in the future. Revoked from the ancient. Does it spread?

Example:
The Disease started spreading.

disease

by Gumba Gumba on Jul 13, 2004 01:00:07

Whiners, people who scrounge off the welfare state, other socialists and commies, gormless anarchists, woolly liberals, human rights campaigners, people who play the race card, militant atheists, educated aristocrat playboys, union workers, animal rights activists, arable farming religious nuts or anyone else who contributes nothing to the furtherment of the human species.

Example:
Not all the idiots are leftists, but most of them are, which explains why they're still poor.

diseased

by Alien From a Distant Planet on Nov 22, 2007 03:36:41

A term used to describe something amazing or awesome; used as a substitute for the surfer dude slang sick, or the hood slang ill.

Example:
Substitue for ill-

Gangsta: Yo, dat shit is diseased!

Substitute for sick-

Surfer Dude: Hey man, that was wicked diseased!

Diseased

by CrackG on Jul 06, 2009 01:37:34

Mess with the mind,to hard to let go,memories,INFATUATION gone extremely WRONG,an unaware heartbreaker,admired til thee end,a BAD Habit, AN ADDICTION,Undecisive,Commitment issues,Overanalysing situations,falling hard,first love,unreciprocated love,awaken the taste buds with pleasurable sugar,can't seem to get enough,OBSSESSION.

Example:
Rose:"Did i ever tell you about that time i was at the rich house with him?"
Laura:"Yea u went weak at the knees & lost your breath".
Laura:"Did i ever tell u about the time i stayed over with him & he seen his name written on my blazer?"
Rose:"Yea you did & you's went to that lane with the flowers beside the lake".
Laura:"Oh we need to quit this word vomit!"
Rose:"I know we truly are Diseased."

Diseaseism

by sxxxcxxxpxxx on Oct 09, 2017 23:17:42

The practice of attempting to obtain empathy and attention from others by telling the world of one's disease(s) (real or not).

Example:
Bystander: Could I cut you in line, I'm in a rush?
Diseaseism Sufferer: Did you know I have cancer?
Bystander: Sir?.?.?.

Diseaseism Sufferer: Do NOT assume my gender. I have stage 47 male breast caner and have a week to live.
Bystander: I apologize--I just... I need to give you empathy.
Diseaseism Sufferer: (eyes beginning to tear up) Th-thank you...
(All embrace)

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