the goose

1. Another name for Grey Goose, which is a quite tasty, albeit expensive, Vodka. Especially good when mixed with or chased by Hawaiian Punch.



the goose
a goose is the pinnacle form of the shocker. it involves the man touching the tips of the fingers of one hand together into a point. he then inserts this into the female's vagina or anus. it culminates in a high degree of female satisfaction, often resulting in orgasm.
Example:
He says to friends, "im going to use the goose on her tonight"

later, in bed, she exclaims after climax, "you goosed me didn't you? that was the best!"


Goose Goose!
A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Example:
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.


goose
A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.
Example:


Goose
A type of waterfowl that likes to honk. They are typically not very friendly, very territorial, and like bread a lot.
Example:
Human: “Look brother, a goose

Goose: “fuck you, you stupid waste of flesh. get off of my lawn. I want bread”


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