the litigation
To sue for
damages, seeking compensation for the slightest violation of rights. Often this involves the
prosecution not having common sense. See
nanny state, political correctness, idiot.
Litigate
by Jedd Rizzun on Dec 07, 2004 11:50:48
Even though this is a legal term, In northern california circles this word can mean
2 things: relaxing,
lounging around,
chilling out, etc -or- (when used with the question "what") going on, happening, up.
Example:
This term is usually used as the a greeting in this form:
"Yo! Sup
parry, what's litigaten'?"
-Hey! how are you my friend, what are you doing right now?
And the normal response for that question must use the same word! like so:
"oh, you know, just litigations"
-Well, typical, I'm just relaxing.
The next part of the question goes like this:
"Aight,well then what's litigaten for tonite?"
-I see, what are your plans for tonite?
"I'm bout to
jus' litigate"
-No plans really, just more relaxing.
Litigator
by goatworthy on Jul 16, 2010 21:33:11
Legendary
Internet warrior/warrior technique, who's origins date back to the turn of the second millennium. The Litigator technique combines traditional methods of offense and defense such as the use of
italics, bold font, underlining and font size. A master of the technique will infuse use of misdirection, vague humor, diversion, "the flip", misaccusations, misquotations, confusion, and truths turned falsehoods. To engage in Internet battle with
Marsad can be extreme or mild. Should a battle continue more than a week, Litigator will employ the final and most discplined method of outwording an opponent.
Example:
Warrior One: Golf is more difficult than fishing
Litgator Warrior: Golf is is similar to racing, with the golf player being the driver and the clubs being the engine. With that, it is nearly impossible to
construe golf and fishing are anything alike, except that fishing and golf both take patience and skill, and both hobbies are expensive which make them similar. Professionales exist and compete in both sports, as well as amateurs, yet racing and fishing as you said, are very different with increasing similarities after close examination.
Warrior One: That's not what I said.
Litigator Warrior: That is exactly (
bolded, intalicized &
underlined) what you said.
facebook litigant
by THE DOOMED STUFFING on May 21, 2014 07:18:33
A person (not a corporation as defined by
the Supreme Court, but a real person) who threatens to bring suit against someone via a comment on facebook; usually, a facebook litigant talks about unleashing a lawyer on a person who responds negatively to his or her facebook comment, but in fact a facebook litigant has no lawyer and has only seen lawyers portrayed on television shows about lawyers written by script writers who are usually stoned when writing their
scripts and have never studied law; a facebook litigant is rarely referred to as a
tigersaur Example:
John S. said Obama needed to be impeached and shot, and I commented that there was no real legal basis to proceed with impeachment and that he knew nothing about the law, so he went all facebook litigant on me and I responded with a
facebook shark emoticon followed by the emoticon for shit.
What an internet
Matlock, that facebook litigant fucktard!
tigersaur internet Matlock Barney Fife Michael Scott fucktard naked lawsuiter
cock litigation
by Lamont Walker on May 13, 2016 08:50:09
Example:
After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the
testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a
persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with
Walter.
Apparition Litigation
by YAWA on May 14, 2019 07:20:10
For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings.
Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies,
genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras,
imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.
Example:
Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a
large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of
Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.
Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!
Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?
Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance
until further notice...