the second amendment

Clearly the governments way of telling every citizen that they have the right to a pair of bear arms, whether artificial, or through surgical implants.



Second Amendment
The amendment that defends the right of all the others. It allows citizens to defend themselves against criminals and tyrannical sons of bitches. The first may be the most important but without the second, no Americans rights are safe.
Example:
“You support the second amendment?!!, you fascist piece of shit!!!”
“I’m a fascist because I support the peoples right to defend themselves against governments trying to suppress and take them over by force?”
“Of course you are you white supremacist bigot!!”
“Maybe study up on fascism…”
“Are you mansplaining me?!!”


Second amendment
The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.
Example:
SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)


The Second Amendment
The Second Amendment is the most American thing to exist. Anything involving it is abhorrently American.
Example:
Liberal: You shouldn't be able to buy a fully automatic machine gun that fires as fast as that
Any Other American: Shut the fuck up liberal, you Second Amendment denying piece of second cumming shit. The Second Amendment is all my reason to own my 50 Caliber Beowulf AR15


Second Amendment Sunday
A social gathering where friends, family and co-workers get together to discharge firearms. This can be in a variety of forms including professional target practice, discharging firearms at a range or in the woods, or simply shooting cans in your backyard.

This particular event happens on Sundays. In the South, Second Amendment Sunday usually follows Church Service.

Second Amendment events, supporting the Constitution's second amendment "the right to bear arms", can be celebrated on other days of the week and will be called Second Amendment Monday, Second Amendment Tuesday...etc.
Example:
After Church, Bubba and I are gonna go down to the creek and shoot some Bud cans with our 12 gauge, wanna come?

Shoot, don't I love Second Amendment Sundays


second amendment rights
Second amendment rights are a controversial and confusing topic in North America but they are the equivalent to Russia's inalienable right to self-defence. The cold war is over but the world has three super powers and it takes three people to triangulate on a "target" whether paper or metal. The inalienable right in Canada to life, liberty, and security of person for Canada or the right to bear arms in the States, or conscription and mandatory military service in China.
Example:
The second amendment rights are there so you can defend your land from the bears on it with three inch teeth that are stealing your garbage in your yard.


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