Smiff

To out think or out do.



Smiff
A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.
Example:
"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."


Smiff
A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";

"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".

Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.
Example:
" is such a Smiff".

Friend 1: "Wheres ?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"


Smiff
(verb) To out think or out do.
Example:
When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'


Smiff
To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.
Example:
"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"


SMIFF
An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.

Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.
Example:
First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"

or

There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF


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