the shovel

A girl who takes the semen left on her belly and places it inside her vagina with the intent to become impregnated



shoveling
When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.
Example:
Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.

My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.


Shovel
This is a recent cockney rhyming slang word for Nick - which is in itself slang for police station or prison cell. ie SHOVEL and PICK (nick). A police officer might say "You're nicked" when arresting someone.
Example:
Where's Arthur ? He's in the shovel.


Shovel
noun
a person who has an excessive interest in or admiration of their spade shaped heads.
"shovels who think the world revolves around them and their not so pretty heads"
Example:
Omg she is such a shovel.
Did you see that girl, she is nothing but a shovel


Shoveler
The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the dipping sauce with the slice, and in turn pulls the dip entirely out of your ability to reach for it.
Example:
Joey: "Jordan, if I'm already completely wasted, why the hell would you shovel the garlic dip out of my range of reach?!"
Jordan: "Damn son, sorry for being a shoveler."


shovel
The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.
Example:
Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.


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