the tombstone

'tombstoning' - diving off rocks and cliff faces into a body of water such as a lake, pond, the ocean, etc.The term 'tombstoning' is more commonly used in the UK and Europe than in North America.



tombstoned
When an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.

Example:
Dude, look at Colin there. He is totally tombstoned. What an ass.


tombstone
tombstones are tranquilizers.
Example:
"He sells tombstones"
"She was fcked up on tombstones and oc's."


tombstoning
1. a graphic description of an extreme wipeout in surfing, where the surfer is pinned to the bottom by the force of the wave, and the resultant tension on his leash keeps the surfboard perfectly vertical protruding halfway out of the water; appearing to spectators on the shore as a tombstone marking a watery grave.

2. metaphorically, experiencing helplessness in the face of an overwhelming oppositional force, often mother nature.
Example:
"Dude, Mark got worked at Waiamea yesterday, he was fully tombstoning!"

Q- "Another beer brah?"
A- "No thanks man - I'm still tombstoning from last night."


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