thoughts and prayers
The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook
Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the
NRA.This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible
gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.
thoughts and prayers
by badword666 on Oct 25, 2020 15:01:51
"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the
allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a
tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
Example:
man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess
some people were killed.
mab 1:
oh shit. thoughts and prayers!
thoughts and prayers
by thelovelyincel on Oct 14, 2020 21:34:58
Example:
Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at
Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"
RP: "
No we don't.
Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."
thoughts and prayers
by goodvibes4ever on Oct 11, 2020 09:42:55
Example:
mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr
politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him
fs
mass shooter: *shoots politician*
politician: *
fucking dies*
NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*
thoughts and prayers
by StephenInd on Oct 11, 2020 09:58:52
A deep and
sincere concern for the someone especially for someone who faces a
trial which is beyond mere human help.
Thoughts and prayers
by Dex Novice on Feb 11, 2018 22:17:39
Thoughts and Prayers
by supremejuiceman on Oct 15, 2020 17:43:25
Thoughts and prayers
by on Nov 06, 2018 01:45:23
I couldn’t
care less (but one
must keep up appearances, right?)
Thoughts and Prayers
by Rom, the hero of Terok Nor on Oct 06, 2020 05:06:45
What people
say when they want to feel like they're helping but they don't want to actually
get off their
butts and help.
Thoughts and prayers
by 9852174563 on Feb 22, 2018 04:06:31