thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.



thoughts and prayers
"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".
Example:
man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!


thoughts and prayers
a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.
Example:
Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."


thoughts and prayers
what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control
Example:
mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*


Thoughts and prayers
I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Example:
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."


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