twenty dollars

Twenty Dollars1.An amount of currencyThe hard value of that amount of currency depends on monetary authority of the issuing country.A person can have twenty:Australian Dollars - AUDHong Kong Dollars - HKDUnited States Dollars - USDCanadian Dollar - CADNew Zealand Dollar - NZD2.Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts.



Twenty Dollar Sandwich
Made by hiding a $20 bill between your credit card and drivers license in order to conceal its delivery to a bribee.
Example:
usually used in hotels to bribe front desk clerks into answering favorably to the question "do you have any complimentary upgrades?"

Try this in Vegas, it works surprisingly often.

The Twenty Dollar Sandwich can also be used with other denominations such as $50


twenty dollar whore
The $2 whore of the modern economic era. Twenty is the new two.
Example:
The new tax codes for 2009 mandates that all hos filing as a two dollar whore should now be recategorized as twenty dollar whore in order to reflect the appropriate income tax bracket of today's crack-hos.


The Twenty Dollar Challenge
Rules and Regulations of the DNG Twenty Dollar Challenge

- To complete the DNG Twenty Dollar Challenge one must, in under one hour, drink and/or eat $20 worth of 40 ounce contains of beer and taco bell

- To be considered as having completed the challenge one must not throw up within an hour of it.

- One can, if they so choose, eat and/or drink more than $20 worth of the items listed

- If you elect a substitute for beer, such as soda, it must equate to 40 ounces and will only count as the average cost of a 40 despite its actual retail cost. (I.e. purchasing 40 ounces of red bull would only count as the cost of one 40 of Bud Light)

- Using a substitute as mentioned above will make said contestant subject to an * on their record unless said substitute has a similar caloric make up and similar lethargic properties as alcohol.
Example:
I tried to complete The Twenty Dollar Challenge but I threw up when they started playing Rocky Music


and then you found twenty dollars?
Usually asked at the end of a long, boring and drawn out story to give it a more interesting and rewarding ending.

Sarcastic in nature.

Alternately used in place of "and then I found five dollars" because finding twenty dollars is rewarding enough while still being in the parameters of seeming like you really found something. Saying "and then I found one hundred dollars" sounds too fake and thus brings down the sarcastic tone you're trying to get across to the person because their story was so boring. Finding anything less than twenty dollars isn't really that rewarding.
Example:
Person A: So the other day I ordered these couches online and had them delivered on Saturday. In the pictures online they looked like a nice tan color but when they get to my house they are a mustard yellow color. So I told the company I didn't want them and to come pick them back up. So the next day I go the furniture store near me and found couches I liked better so I bought them and had them delivered on Tuesday. However, the guys from the other store never came to pick up the mustard yellow couches. So now I got four couches sitting in my living room. I was so pissed I got up and walked to the beach to cool myself off.

Person A: And then you found twenty dollars?


$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven
The cost to eat ass. Un-cleaned, cleaned, doesn’t matter. $1.27 IS ass eating. ( U.S currency only)
Example:
Female: Hey babe, I have a dollar twenty-seven, eat my ass?

Male: say less

Female: hands over $1.27 exact change

Male: (proceeds to eat ass)

$1.27, a dollar twenty-seven: cost of eating ass


Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket
Example:
Process The Whole English Dictionary Before Expressing Yourself, My Children For A Twenty Five Dollar Open Container Ticket


Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Example:
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Radio Buttons
Person 1: Radio Buttons (The $25 (twenty-five=twenty_five dollar ($) torture)


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