two shakes of a lambs tail
by The Strut on Sep 29, 2004 22:24:10
Soon. Originally from areas in
Yorkshire and
Wales. Spread throughout the
Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.
two shakes of a lamb's tail
by Anonymous on Aug 31, 2003 22:38:35
two shakes of a lamb's tail
by Anonymous on Sep 02, 2003 00:22:54
two shakes of a lamb's tail
by LimeyGeeza on Sep 01, 2003 08:51:37
Example:
I'll
be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...
Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail
by LambsTail on Jan 10, 2018 11:59:04
A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (
two shakes) before losing his erection and
calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s
better than nothing.
Example:
“
Bernie, are you and
Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re
not dead yet.”
two shakes of a lamb's tail
by David Arnott on Sep 02, 2003 09:34:59
Example:
I'll
be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail
two shakes of a lamb's tail
by vulveeta on Sep 02, 2003 09:25:01
1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2.
all that it takes to get some people to
mount a sheep.
Example:
1. "i'll have that
coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that!
i think it
likes me!"
two shakes of a lamb's tail
by TheOhJeez on Nov 03, 2009 03:01:00
Example:
Person1: "Can I have
a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll
get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"
Person1: "
Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."
two shakes of a lamb's tail
by Lezard Valeth on Sep 02, 2003 08:42:33
Example:
"I'll
be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."