two shakes of a lambs tail Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

two shakes of a lambs tail

by The Strut on Sep 29, 2004 22:24:10

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Example:
Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

two shakes of a lamb's tail

by Anonymous on Aug 31, 2003 22:38:35

a short length of time

Example:
I'll be back from the store in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

two shakes of a lamb's tail

by Anonymous on Sep 02, 2003 00:22:54

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Example:
Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

two shakes of a lamb's tail

by LimeyGeeza on Sep 01, 2003 08:51:37

To do something in a fast manner - as quicks a lambs tail shakes...twice

Example:
I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...

Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail

by LambsTail on Jan 10, 2018 11:59:04

A term most commonly used amongst the sexually active elderly to describe a gentleman who’s pubic hair has gone white, long and untamed - completely hiding his penis, visually resembling the tail of a lamb. He gives his lady one pump in her front door and one pump in her back door (two shakes) before losing his erection and calling it a night. His lady is less than satisfied, but it’s better than nothing.

Example:
“Bernie, are you and Irene coming to bingo?”
“No, I’ve gotta get this bitch home to give her Two Shakes of a Lamb’s Tail. See you next week, if we’re not dead yet.”

two shakes of a lamb's tail

by David Arnott on Sep 02, 2003 09:34:59

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period

Example:
I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail

two shakes of a lamb's tail

by vulveeta on Sep 02, 2003 09:25:01

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

Example:
1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

two shakes of a lamb's tail

by TheOhJeez on Nov 03, 2009 03:01:00

To do something as soon as possible.

Example:
Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

two shakes of a lamb's tail

by Lezard Valeth on Sep 02, 2003 08:42:33

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"

Example:
"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

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