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uncle bens

a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.

Uncle Ben's

by Cookieman00x on Dec 24, 2011 01:40:34

A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.

Example:
Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."

Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."

Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."

Uncle Ben

by Dialga236 on Nov 17, 2019 08:22:59

Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason.

Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason

Example:
Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years

Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?

Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben

Friend: So where is he?

Me: The funeral's on Friday

Uncle Ben

by MDawg1491 on Jun 29, 2023 02:08:02

An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.

Example:
"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)

uncle ben

by Eapert McDangles on Jun 11, 2006 09:26:57

A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Example:
Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.

Uncle bens

by Biasto44 on Aug 05, 2022 08:13:08

Uncle Bens means pulling out so you don’t cum in a girl.

Example:
Mate my uncle bens is so good

Uncle Ben

by SamB14 on May 24, 2020 01:13:15

An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.

Example:
I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.

Uncle Ben's

by T.Snow'sPOS on Sep 25, 2018 10:30:38

Uncle Ben (aka. Franklin Ben) born 23 September 1965 , is an Indian prince who is the son and probable heir of the Maharaja of Rajpipla in Gujarat. He has been labelled 'The Sachin Tendulkar of instant rice'.

Mr. Ben also rose to fame in 2007 with his Bollywood classic "Rice Rice Baby".

Example:
Luke: What's for lunch today , Tommy?

Tom: Think I'll have some Uncle Ben's.

Luke: Hmm, you seem to have that quite a lot.

Tom: Yeah, once you've struck oil you stop digging.

uncle ben

by babe6-888888 on Jun 23, 2005 01:05:12

the coolest guy ever, always there for you,provdes comfort and nourishment in times of need

Example:
uncle ben is at your beckon and call

Uncle Ben

by Carman Guya on Jan 13, 2007 16:35:42

A traditionally older persons American car that "cooks rice" (ie, is faster than Asian imports).

Example:
The new Cadillacs are definitely Uncle Bens!

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