ur grandma's

if ur mom gets old after a while, in place of it you say ur grandma



Ur grandma is trans
When you completely want to destroy your opponent and "ur mom gay" and "ur dad a lesbian" wasn't enough.
Example:
you: ur mom gay
foe: no u
you: ur dad a lesbian
foe: *ded* no U!
you: ur grandma is trans
foe: *stops reincarnating*


get ‘ur grandma groove on
A phrase that describes the phenomenon of an older woman gettin’ down to some danceable hit that clearly has her bringing out all her old dance floor moves.
Example:
Yeah baby, get ‘ur grandma groove on and burn this muthafuckin’ house down!


ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator
you see it’s facts ur grandma looks extra hot on that ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo
Example:
you-“is ur grandma hot?”
idk-“no do you think she looks hot or something?”
you-“ur grandma looks hot on a ventilator but yk what’s hotter ur grandpa in a speedo


ur grandma have penis
Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument
Example:
Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH


ur grandma a splat
the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Example:
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*


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