dick game

Its the credentials of a male as the number of how many females he has had sex with and the level of performance.



Dick Game
A game where someone calls out "Dick Game" and everybody grabs there dick and the last person to grab his dick has to do something(take out the trash,pay for dinner,ECT.)
Example:
Me* Dick Game!
Friend* Agh Fuck do I really have to pick up the bill.


Dick Game
Drunk douchebags play the Dick Game when they get bored. It involves the throwing of a projectile (often a cell phone or a Birkenstock sandal) at the opponent's dick. If a guy gets a hit, he shouts, "welcome to the dick game!" in the most douchebag voice possible.

The goal is NOT to hit the opponent's balls. That's really uncool.

Also, the dick game is not at all related to the penis game. That shit's for like 4 year old girls.
Example:
"Welcome to the dick game!"
*cough* "What the fuck, asshole, you hit my balls. Not cool!"


Cody’s dick game
Example:
Cody’s dick game is WACK as fuck.


Cody’s dick game
Example:
This party is like Cody’s dick game.


the dick lift game
The dick lift game is played with 2 men and one woman. Both males (the players) play with themselves until their penises get erect and hard. They then both hang an object on their penises, for example: a towel or a cloth. Whoever can maintain their erection for the longest period of time and balance the object on their penis the longest wins. The winner gets to fuck the girl and the loser gets to watch.
Example:
The dick lift game has to be the best game in the world! Even though the winner gets pussy, the loser is still happy because he gets to watch and satisfy himself!


Game dick
An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.
Example:
Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."


ramp up my dick game
The act of being more of a dick. One may feel compelled to be more of a dick if it's insinuated he is weak, beta, or too polite given the social circumstances.

There is no sexual connotation. Literal dicks and literal ramps are not involved in ramping one's dick game.
Example:
I gotta ramp up my dick game for Camsteven because she's been whipping me.


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