Murphing

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.



Murphing

by whatsthewordwordword on Sep 02, 2015 12:47:48

(Verb) (murf-ing) When one wears the same shirt for 3+ days in a row. Typically resulting in a body odor that everybody can smell except for the one who is murphing.
Example:
Got this new Supreme shirt so murphing must be the best way to break it in. Everyone needs to know!


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by Scottosaurus on Aug 04, 2003 05:26:48

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive
Example:
We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.


The Murph

by That Guy!!! on Aug 12, 2008 09:27:34

verb, Pronoun, -A sexual move involving the female ass and vagina in the air. The Murph is a single hand move, involving all fingers including the thumb. The thumb is used to stick in the anus, the index and middle fingers penetrate the vagina, while the ring and pinky fingers are used to rub the clitoris. While simultaneously moving all fingers and thumb vigorously; rubbing and penetrating are combined until the female squirts cum all over herself or the man's chest. Any order of hand motion and speed will suffice as long as she is satisfied in the end,(so to speak).
Example:
You should have seen the look of pleasure on her face, when I pulled The Murph.


Murph

by BCMock on Jan 28, 2011 07:23:23

(Verb) To hit on, flirt, or otherwise spit game with another.
Example:
I'm going to the club to murph for some weird.

Ryan's at the end of the bar, murphing on Hayley.

Murphing is more an art than a science.


murph

by Harry-J54 on May 10, 2009 14:12:48

When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.
Example:
"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."

"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."


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